Mormon restaurant!!

Brent's cousin Julie sent us this email and it was so funny that I thought I would post it.

Announced plan to open Mormon-themed restaurant!
There is an idea floating around Utah, Arizona, Idaho and California
for a chain of non-pretentious Mormon-themed restaurants called

"The Steak Centers"

(Where There's Never a Dry, Boring Meating!).

Each Steak Center will have one enormous dining area with basketball hoops at both ends and folding metal chairs and long tables covered with plastic tablecloths.

The Steak Centers will not have hostesses, but greeters--men in their seventees will meet you at the door and talk like they have known you all your life.

The main menu items for lunch and dinner will be:

Porterhouse Rockwell Steak

Primary Rib

Poor Wayfaring Pan of Beef

Parsley P. Pratt Funeral Potatoes

Eliza R. Snow Crab (In season)

And it came to Pasta

Kraft MacaMoroni and Cheese

Breakfast Items will include:

Pearls of Great Price

Frosted Minivans

Adam-Ondi-Omelettes

Also available:

In our lovely Desserts

Fast Sundaes

Gadianton Cobbler

Laman Merengue Pie (just sinful!)

The waiters will 12 and 13 year-old boys wearing white shirts and their fathers' ties...

At the end of the night the costumers will be asked to help fold up the chairs and tables and vacuum the floor.

Franchises are selling faster than Sunbeams on Skittles!

Get yours while they last!